Council

[raaay]

here we go again 

[Matsunoki]

It gets better and better. I haven’t smiled so much for this long in a while. 

PLEASE do tell us what the NBTHK say….we are holding our breath!

[Pritajeni1]

4 minutes ago, Matsunoki said:

Све је боље и боље. Нисам се оволико смешио већ неко време. 

МОЛИМ ВАС, реците нам шта каже NBTHK ... задржавамо дах!

"Well, you see, at least you had a laugh, and I calmed down, damn."

 

[Danny D]

33 minutes ago, Bugyotsuji said:

The certificate is Chinese.

And OP is very much a troll. 

 

 

[Lewis B]

This is internet gold....golden eel. 

[Curran]

   Oh,  my face hurts from prolonged smiling.

This wasn't an April Fools Day joke, was it?

 

We've had a few, like the Cajun and his National Treasure Beaver Cleaver of a tachi.

[Toryu2020]

Whats the felxibility measurement? Can it be worn as a belt?

[Brian]

I suggest you research Heian swords. You will see there is not a single remote resemblance to this thing. You don't even have to ask us, just look at how they were made, what they looked like. What the fittings looked like...consistently. 
We don't need to tell you any of this. You can see it for yourself. You won't find a single sword in the evolution of Nihonto even close to this. Not one thing. 
You have some of the world's experts here on the forum. Which you seem to be ignoring. You have people here involved in the society you are talking about. You have authors here, museum curators, very high end collections. People who visit Japan multiple times a year to study Japanese swords. Not a single one will give even one tiny vouch for this. Or even contact you privately to find out anything.
The NBTHK won't respond. This will be a joke to them. 

[Kantaro]

Slimy "papered" swords are not easy to find...

[ChrisW]

Thanks. I needed a good laugh today! I didn't realize April First came twice this year.

[Stephen]

I propose this be moved to the laugh of the day