Not at all David, but toss me some beers and I gonna give it a try.
A friend of mine, engineering degree, worked for a company that had sold a number of IFVs on the M113 platform to Australia. The deal didn´t go too well, as they frequently broke
down. So the company send him down under to investigate, what has been going wrong. Right then he had a difficult time with his wife. Poor chap thus went to a bar, got some beer...
A young lady entered the bar late in the night, took him straight home and didn´t let him go eversince. He married her, settled down, got the australien passport and two children.
Aussie slang has become familiar to me, but I fail with the proper pronouncation frequently...
Sorry, didn´t want to derail the thread, but sometimes I´m carried away with it.