Hehe, i barely picked up on the sarcasm there
I have no intention of becoming anything close to a saya-maker, i just want to use the opportunity to try and make a shirasaya for myself. It'll probably take a few attempts before i make something i'll be pleased with and i can leave my sword in with a good conscience, but i wouldn't gain experience otherwise.
Besides, i did tr and google "how to make a shirasaya" and the results there were decent for pointers on how to make the basic shape, outline the sword, carve it out, and so forth, the rest i'd have to improvise and get a feel of. If my blade sits well, rests well, and slides in and out on it's back without touching the saya with anything besides it's back, the saya's made of the right wood, and the outer shape of the shirasaya looks good, i would think i'd done a good job for a novice and that my blade will rest well in it.